April 2012
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fictionsexual:
for some, confusion felt over one’s gender identity could be described as…..cispenseful
… i lol’d
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March 2012
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"How do you compare attraction vs....
everyoneisgay:
-Question submitted by Anonymous
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Dannielle Says:
Attraction: I have a boner.
Attractiveness: I could understand how someone might get a boner.
Kristin Says:
Yup.
#boner #otherboner #boom
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ohyellowbird reblogged your photo: oiyellowbird: just testing something out. i am…
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dude. let me doppel you! i want to doppel EVERYONEEEEE. (only to be read in gary oldman’s voice from the professional.)
i haven’t seen that but yessssssssss DOPPEL ME NOW. MY BODY IS READY.
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elppinyriah:
hellxia replied to your post: stop listening to dreampop start listening to…
never stop listening to dreampop
I approve of this recommendation.
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The United States of America on college education
Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
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ohyellowbird reblogged your photo: oiyellowbird: the last still of my thirty second…
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ughh. my animation is 98% just me doing random crap and 2% me passing me some milk.
STILL GONNA LURK THE SHIT OUT OF YO SHIT
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Hellxia Reblog: punxstarrfornow: misfit-marvin:... →
punxstarrfornow:
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misfit-marvin:
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Every time my school would do a “Nativity Scene” play, I would always be forced to play the stupidest role like a camel.
“Stupidest”?!? I was a sheep in my kindergarden holiday play and i stole the show with my creative use of…
There is a Fergie song about a camel?
those lumps, those camel lady lumps, check it out
punxstarrfornow:
misfit-marvin:
punxstarrfornow:
Every time my school would do a “Nativity Scene” play, I would always be forced to play the stupidest role like a camel.
“Stupidest”?!? I was a sheep in my kindergarden holiday play and i stole the show with my creative use of wool and dance
!!! This was last year though. My classmates always enjoyed giving me the roles absolutely no one...
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Pan and The Troglodytes: Ten rape prevention tips: →
coerulescens:
1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.
2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.
3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.
4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.
5. When you…
WHY DOES TUMBLR NOT SHOW ME ALL THE THINGS YOU POST?
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“Associate with people who are likely to improve you.”
– Seneca (via e-pic)
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“You guys know about vampires? … You know, vampires have no reflections in a...”
– Junot Diaz (via vulturechow)
i love this quote so much.
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ay, junot! mi macho!
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Spot on. Then you get told you’re being a narcissist by ignorant assholes who could never possibly understand. Fuck ‘em.
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